neatpotatoes:

a call i was never prepared for

neatpotatoes:

a call i was never prepared for

(via tyleroakley)

minazarei:


asperatus cloud x

IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

minazarei:

asperatus cloud x

IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

(Source: dilfgod, via parkingstrange)

eddiecardona:

eddiecardona:

i have money. i can drive.. i can get myself an entire thing of cupcakes right now…

no one man should have all that power

(via ruinedchildhood)

ammit420:

horror movie synopsis

  • white family moves into house
  • the house got some shit in it
  • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
  • turns out that shit is some ultrashit

(via thepunisher66)

thepunisher66:

tumsperks:

How to break up with someone:

Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now

Cold..cold I tell ya..

thepunisher66:

botherandbefuddle:

zourrifying:

reason to not become an adult

  • you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off

my mom has invited me over for dinner

my mom needs help with furniture

my mom just got a new phone and needs my help

my mom spoke to me from the grave and told me u need to stop inviting me out

You can always use Mom as an excuse. I still do..works every time.

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

(via thathilariousasian)

kixxinq:

It’s like as soon as they know you’re there to stay they take you for granted.